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Here are some of our favorites from Arthur Bloch's three volumes of Murphy's Laws (Price, Stern & Sloan, Los Angeles):
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Gresham's Law (Why Problems Persist)
Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never solved!
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the problem.
Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.
When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom you're on.
No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
If a problem causes many meetings, the meetings eventually become more important than the problem.
Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficient service.
The first ninety percent of the task takes 90% of the time & the last ten percent takes the other 90%.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
If it looks easy, it's tough. if it looks tough, it's damn well impossible.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.